Here's season 1:

Me goes swimming/ Me gets hurt
Me is scared to go in the dirty pool. Me runs into walls.

Me gets thirsty/ Me gets hungry
Me drinks alot of water. Me eats alot of popcorn.

Me gets beat up/ Me rides a bike
Tia beats Me up alot. Me runs into Tia's life-sized baby house with his bike.

Me falls asleep/ Me loses a game
Me reads Harry Potter and falls asleep in the process. Me loses to a video game.

Theres more after this, I'm about to run out of space for text.